Comedy-play written by Tim Firth.

"Shipwrecked in the Lake District, menaced by wildlife and with only a sausage between them, our unlikely explorers battle the elements and each other as corporate bonding descends into a hilarious carnival of squabbling, French cricket and cagoules."

The 2014 West End run stars Adrian Edmondson (The Young Ones, Bottom), Miles Jupp (Rev, The Thick of It), Neil Morrissey (Men Behaving Badly, Waterloo Road) and Robert Webb (Peep Show, Mitchell and Webb).