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Kuntford and Sons Kunt and the Gang

Kuntford and Sons

Kunt and the Gang

Kuntford and Sons

Kuntford and Sons

Thursday 3rd Dec 2026

location_city The New Cross Inn, New Cross

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£15.00

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Kunt and the Gang

"The Kunts/ Kunt and the Gang are filthy, puerile, crude, and catchy as hell. Their signature tune, a foul-mouthed tribute to Countdown's Carol Vorderman, displays all these qualities."

Other 'classics' include the albums "Hurry Up And Suck Me Off Before I Get Famous" and the compilation "Complete Kunt".

They had hits with the 2020 song, "Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt", which reached number 5 in the UK singles chart. As did the 2021 follow-up song: "Boris Johnson Is Still a Fucking Cunt". Just breaking into the top 20 was the 2022 single: "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce". Not forgetting: "Fuck Off Boris You Cunt", and "Rishi Sunak is a Rat-Faced Cunt".

The New Cross Inn

323 New Cross
New Cross
Lewisham
London
SE14 6AS

Website

https://www.newcrossinn.com

Telephone

020 8355 4976