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Mark Simmons
Jest to Impress
Mark Simmons
Jest to Impress
Jest to Impress
Thursday 12th Mar 2026
location_city Old Fire Station, Carlisle
£20.00
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Mark Simmons
Intelligent and inventive one-liners English comedian who was the 2013 Leicester Mercury Comedian Of The Year Runner-Up.
He won the Edinburgh Fringe joke of the year award with this:
I was going to sail around the globe in the world's smallest ship but I bottled it.
Tours include: "Quip off the Mark", and "Jest to Impress".
Old Fire Station
Warwick StCarlisle
Cumbria
CA3 8QW