A play by Helen Connolly.

"I don't want us to be one of those couples who end up wrangling over every stick of furniture, every memory.

Trish and Danny are getting divorced.

Now, all they need to do is tell their counsellor, Marc, and agree on splitting their assets. However, Marc has gone AWOL, Danny and Trish look all set for a custody battle, and their stand-in counsellor, Ellie, seems to have problems of her own.

Will they be able to talk their way out of trouble? Or is honesty not always the best policy? Oh, and exactly who will end up with Fred?"