"The Nostrils are the most villainous bloodline in human history. Today, family patriarch Roger Nostril - villainous tyrant, bloodthirsty maniac and petulant nuisance - has returned home after a twenty year war with Amnesty International, only to find himself caught in a fresh battle for dominance with his wayward (and weak-willed) son Charlie, who?d rather work in a garden centre than be an international warlord. Can Roger fight a war on two fronts? Will Charlie ever stand up for himself? And will decapitating the CEO of Amnesty International really be enough to stop them?" More ...