A comic thriller written and performed by Maggie Fox and Sue Ryding, seemingly inspired by Sarah Lund and her ilk and the UK's current obsession with Scandinavian detective dramas.

"It is bitter mid-winter. Ex-pop-star recluse Freya looks out of her log cabin at a rural winter scene. She smiles and turns back to her meatballs. But who is the strange Nordic walking across the frozen wastes? In a fur hat? With a chisel? Days later a man is found dead in a barn nearby with a bizarre message carved on his forehead..."