"Another day, another dolour for our forensic detective.

Who was she? What's the story? Where were you? And why, with his epicurean dreams of being a gourmet chef, does he spend his life filleting so much human misery...

See you? Why so obsessed with detectives anyway? Your TV's full of them!

He's seen it all before, you've seen it all before. Move along now..."

Play by Paddy Cunneen.