"Join Olga and Alexander (or is it Yuri?) as they hurtle through an evening of visitations from some strange, and sometimes familiar, characters. Is the stranger a spy, or their son? Is he a Brigadier or an Admiral? Will they save their apples from the tax inspector? Will Don Corleone find all his oranges? War and Peas is a teatro misto of the Cherry Orchard, The Godfather, and Gardener's World. Sprinkle in a bit of Chernobyl, phishing e-mails and a Somalian Pirate, and you have an evening you'll struggle to forget."

War and Peas was Written by Dermot Dolan.