Vote For Me - You Idiots! is a play written and performed by former Spitting Image /Rory Bremner /MTV comedy writer Nelson David.

"Meet former investment banker Dave Basildon - Britain's first ever None Of The Above candidate. Says Dave: "President Obama came to power promising hope, progress and change. Little sign of hope or progress yet - and after that 700 billion dollar bail-out to my bank chums not much change left either!"