Play written by Kieran Lynn and explores bureaucracy and romance during imposed border controls in the new Republic of Britain.

"The country has recently become a Republic. A couple relax on a park bench. Olivia reads a newspaper. Arthur wishes he was a duck. When the countries new border is drawn: She is on one side, he the other. Under the rigorous eyes of a brand new border guard, surrounded by increasingly absurd circumstance, the couple are trapped in a bureaucratic nightmare, stuck in between two aggressive nations,poised on the verge of war. A comic new play exploring the imaginary lines that separate us and the severe penalties for breaking them."