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Notes on a Lasagne

Drama written by Jono Gadsby.

Central themes include suicide, friendships and relationships.

Previously performed as "Hilltops".

I can't be bothered. I'm too depressed. This is all about suicide and other stuff, unless you too are contemplating buying a gun in which case I may have a few suggestions.
Don't try the toaster in the bath, it just bloody hurts. What you need is a real good hilltop. A nice big drop with lots of rocks and things at the bottom. Not things like mattresses though.
Once you've made the decision just pray you don't run into Mini, it might just prove an alternative worse than death.

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