Play by Brian Parks and Guy Masterson.

"American Poodle is an hysterically absurd take on the 'special relationship' from opposite sides of the pond. Two interspersed monologues form a manic, insightful, entertaining and incredibly warped hour: Snowball is a physical analysis of Britain's winning (and losing!) the United Colonies in the New World. In Splayfoot, a modern American businessman visiting the olde country, sees everything through Dickensian spectacles and classic Hollywood movies."