"It's Christmas Eve and one of the trannies is up the duff. The first male to female birth! A miracle! The first since, well, our good sister Mary! Gather all the tranny sisters and it's off along the Hackney Road to the little town of Homerton. No room in the maternity ward? A wheelie bin will do. Lipsynching angels and kings dressed as queens and, of course, the obligatory panto donkey. It's the nativity dear, but not as we know it. A festive ribald romp with musical numbers."