Play by award-winning writer Dougie Blaxland.

"Welcome to the increasingly bizarre world of Alicia Harding.

Another drama-school drop out, Alicia has done the rounds. The excitement of a contract with a mediocre agent. The endless rounds of fringe theatre. The bit parts on The Bill. The appearance of old 'friends' in prime time shows as she munches her pot-noodle. The low-level hope that this show, THIS show, has to be the springboard she's been waiting for. But Alicia has had enough.

An audition with the corpulent Director Simon Cardew throws up an interesting opportunity. to dog sit. Stranded in his dirty flat, with only the increasingly spooky and selectively incontinent dog for company, she does what any desperate, needy, going-slightly-bonkers actress would do: she breaks into his email account and sets about righting the wrongs."