"Eurobeat - almost Eurovision, the glorious celebration of everything Eurovision, heralds the dawn of the interactive musical as the audience vote for their favourite song via text messaging."

"Eurobeat offers everyone the chance to leap out of the closet and give the UK a genuine opportunity to win Europe 's greatest cultural collaboration once more! Terry Wogan might not be there every night, but his spirit will be - with bells on!"

"Each audience member will be assigned to one of the ten competing countries as they enter the venue - either with a sticker or branding with a hot iron on the forehead. It doesn't matter if you are from Aberdeen or Zagreb, tonight you are from Greece, so get used to it! And don't forget - you can't vote for your own country (although there is nothing to stop you bribing others)."

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