Starting on Friday 18th May, Derbyshire's Bearded Theory festival marks its fifth birthday with another three-day instalment of family-friendly fun. The three days will see Adam Ant & the Good, the Mad & the Lovely Posse (standing-in for the Levellers), The Damned, Dreadzone, Terrorvision, The Selecter, The Popes, System 7, Dr and the Medics and many more for the award-winning festival.

Music for 2012 is spread across four stages, with the recently-added Tornado Town (a festival within a festival), and The Water's Edge.

Tickets, cost £74 for adults, £40/ £25 for children (between 6 and 16), free for 5-and-unders, with family tickets (2 adults + 2 children) costing £190 - all plus fees. There are literally just a handful of each type remaining now, so if you want to go - and your name is not Mark James - get your tickets below.

If of course your name is Mark James, you can just stroll-up to the gates next Friday with your family and car park ticket and enjoy the whole shebang for just a £30 donation to (www.barnardos.org.uk). Congrats!