Milton Jones is back On The Road with 2013 tour dates
Extensive 2013 tour includes dates in Oxford, Brighton, Milton Keynes, Newcastle, York, Manchester, Birmingham, Dublin and London
You know Milton Jones - he's the one on Mock the Week who tells the jokes with the hilariously-awkward one-liners and shirts that might well have appeared in the end-of-season racks at TK Maxx. That's the hunting season, by the way. In 1975.
Looking like a hi-wired offender in 'Hawaii Five-O', or an extra from 'Benidorm', Milton is fabrically-unforgettable and very funny. A quick glance at his Twitter feed suggests that he's always thinking of jokes, long before most of us have got out of bed. If these trademark Tweets don't make you smile at least, it might be time to turn off the lights on your way out:
"Eh? Nowhere to park at National Space Centre!"
"Still no apology from donkey on hill. Wish farmer would drag his sorry ass down here".
"If I could take Abba out for lunch, I would my friend for Nandos"
These are as hard-hitting and controversial as his drawled repartee allows. If Tim Vine and he ever decide to team up for a gig, there would be a carnage of puns and split sides. Which is just what we all might need by next year.
Until then though, Milton Jones will be on the slippery slope to laughter at the Austrian Altitude Comedy Festival 2012 next week, as well as performing in Hammersmith for a Scope charity bash with Ben Elton, Tim Minchin, Al Murray and more (20th May - £30), at this year's London E4 Udderbelly Festival 2012 on 22nd May (£17.50) and numerous headlining slots in the spring as far afield as Wales, Kent and Tring!
But for next year, 2013 means a new show, something which Jones has already set his stall out for. Dates for the 'On The Road' UK and Ireland tour have include: St. Albans, Richmond, Woking, Stoke-on-Trent, Oxford, Brighton, Bromley, Milton Keynes, Newcastle, York, Manchester, Folkestone, Aylesbury, Torquay, Wolverhampton, Birmingham, Blackburn, Southport, Dublin, Southampton and the Hammersmith Apollo in London.
All are on sale now priced at around £20 (even London!).
- Wed 21st Feb 2018 Milton JonesLowther Pavilion (Lancashire)Buy Tickets
- Thu 22nd Feb 2018 Milton JonesTheatre Royal (St. Helens)Buy Tickets
- Sun 25th Feb 2018 Milton JonesThe Sands Centre (Carlisle)Buy Tickets
- Wed 28th Feb 2018 Milton JonesThe Hexagon (Reading)Buy Tickets
- Thu 1st Mar 2018 Milton JonesThe Corn Exchange (Bedford)Buy Tickets
- Fri 2nd Mar 2018 Milton JonesCharter Hall (Colchester)Buy Tickets
- Wed 7th Mar 2018 Milton JonesGrand Theatre (Lancaster)Buy Tickets
- Thu 8th Mar 2018 Milton JonesThe Forum - Barrow-In-Furness (Cumbria)Buy Tickets
- Fri 9th Mar 2018 Milton JonesThe Grand Theatre (Blackpool)Buy Tickets
- Sun 11th Mar 2018 Milton JonesThe Swan Theatre / High Wycombe Town Hall (High Wycombe)Buy Tickets
- Wed 14th Mar 2018 Milton JonesWeymouth Pavilion (Weymouth)Buy Tickets
- Thu 15th Mar 2018 Milton JonesThe Civic Hall (Trowbridge)Buy Tickets
- Fri 16th Mar 2018 Milton JonesBabbacombe Theatre (Torquay)Buy Tickets
- Fri 6th Apr 2018 Milton JonesLeas Cliff Hall (Folkestone)Buy Tickets
- Sat 7th Apr 2018 Milton JonesDe La Warr Pavilion (Sussex)Buy Tickets
- Sun 8th Apr 2018 Milton JonesChurchill Theatre (Bromley)Buy Tickets
- Wed 11th Apr 2018 Milton JonesVenue Cymru - Theatre/ Arena/ Conference Centre (Llandudno)Buy Tickets
- Thu 12th Apr 2018 Milton JonesOakengates Theatre (Telford)Buy Tickets
- Fri 13th Apr 2018 Milton JonesWilliam Aston Hall - Glyndwr University [NEWI] (Wrexham)Buy Tickets
- Sat 14th Apr 2018 Milton JonesKing George's Hall (Blackburn)Buy Tickets
- Sun 15th Apr 2018 Milton JonesOpera House (Buxton)Buy Tickets
- Thu 19th Apr 2018 Milton JonesLime Tree Theatre (Limerick)Buy Tickets
- Fri 20th Apr 2018 Milton JonesCork Opera House (Cork)Buy Tickets
- Sat 21st Apr 2018 Milton JonesUlster Hall (Belfast)Buy Tickets
- Sun 22nd Apr 2018 Milton JonesOlympia Theatre (Dublin)Buy Tickets
- Wed 25th Apr 2018 Milton JonesDe Montfort Hall and Gardens (Leicester)Buy Tickets
- Thu 26th Apr 2018 Milton JonesThe Winding Wheel (Chesterfield)Buy Tickets
- Fri 27th Apr 2018 Milton JonesAuditorium (Grimsby)Buy Tickets
- Sat 28th Apr 2018 Milton JonesPlaza Theatre (Stockport)Buy Tickets
- Sun 29th Apr 2018 Milton JonesPrincess Alexandra Auditorium (Stockton-on-Tees)Buy Tickets