Milton Jones is back On The Road with 2013 tour dates
Posted: 20th March 2012
Extensive 2013 tour includes dates in Oxford, Brighton, Milton Keynes, Newcastle, York, Manchester, Birmingham, Dublin and London
You know Milton Jones - he's the one on Mock the Week who tells the jokes with the hilariously-awkward one-liners and shirts that might well have appeared in the end-of-season racks at TK Maxx. That's the hunting season, by the way. In 1975.
Looking like a hi-wired offender in 'Hawaii Five-O', or an extra from 'Benidorm', Milton is fabrically-unforgettable and very funny. A quick glance at his Twitter feed suggests that he's always thinking of jokes, long before most of us have got out of bed. If these trademark Tweets don't make you smile at least, it might be time to turn off the lights on your way out:
"Eh? Nowhere to park at National Space Centre!"
"Still no apology from donkey on hill. Wish farmer would drag his sorry ass down here".
"If I could take Abba out for lunch, I would my friend for Nandos"
These are as hard-hitting and controversial as his drawled repartee allows. If Tim Vine and he ever decide to team up for a gig, there would be a carnage of puns and split sides. Which is just what we all might need by next year.
Until then though, Milton Jones will be on the slippery slope to laughter at the Austrian Altitude Comedy Festival 2012 next week, as well as performing in Hammersmith for a Scope charity bash with Ben Elton, Tim Minchin, Al Murray and more (20th May - £30), at this year's London E4 Udderbelly Festival 2012 on 22nd May (£17.50) and numerous headlining slots in the spring as far afield as Wales, Kent and Tring!
But for next year, 2013 means a new show, something which Jones has already set his stall out for. Dates for the 'On The Road' UK and Ireland tour have include: St. Albans, Richmond, Woking, Stoke-on-Trent, Oxford, Brighton, Bromley, Milton Keynes, Newcastle, York, Manchester, Folkestone, Aylesbury, Torquay, Wolverhampton, Birmingham, Blackburn, Southport, Dublin, Southampton and the Hammersmith Apollo in London.
All are on sale now priced at around £20 (even London!).
- Fri 31st Jul 2020 Milton Jones, Drive-in Shows Brent Cross Shopping Centre (Barnet) Buy Tickets
- Thu 8th Oct 2020 Milton Jones A3 Arena, Forest Arts Centre (Walsall) Buy Tickets
- Fri 9th Oct 2020 Milton Jones Plaza Theatre (Stockport) Buy Tickets
- Thu 22nd Oct 2020 Milton Jones Pavilion Theatre (Glasgow) Buy Tickets
- Tue 27th Oct 2020 Milton Jones The Lowry (Salford) Buy Tickets
- Wed 4th Nov 2020 Milton Jones The Playhouse (Weston-super-Mare) Buy Tickets
- Thu 5th Nov 2020 Milton Jones Theatre Severn/ Walker Theatre (Shrewsbury) Buy Tickets
- Fri 13th Nov 2020 Milton Jones Leas Cliff Hall (Folkestone) Buy Tickets
- Sun 15th Nov 2020 Milton Jones Weymouth Pavilion (Weymouth) Buy Tickets
- Wed 25th Nov 2020 Milton Jones Oakengates Theatre (Telford) Buy Tickets
- Sun 29th Nov 2020 Milton Jones O2 Shepherds Bush Empire (Shepherds Bush) Buy Tickets
- Sat 16th Jan 2021 Live at the Chapel, Milton Jones Union Chapel (Islington) Buy Tickets
- Thu 4th Feb 2021 Milton Jones Gala Theatre (Durham) Buy Tickets
- Fri 5th Feb 2021 Milton Jones City Hall/ Memorial Hall/ Oval Hall/ Ballroom (Sheffield) Buy Tickets
- Sat 6th Feb 2021 Milton Jones Harrogate Theatre (Harrogate) Buy Tickets
- Wed 10th Feb 2021 Milton Jones Assembly Hall (Worthing) Buy Tickets
- Thu 11th Feb 2021 Milton Jones Epsom Playhouse (Epsom) Buy Tickets
- Fri 12th Feb 2021 Milton Jones Colosseum (Watford) Buy Tickets
- Thu 18th Feb 2021 Milton Jones Harlequin Theatre and Cinema (Redhill) Buy Tickets
- Fri 19th Feb 2021 Milton Jones Leeds Town Hall (Leeds) Buy Tickets
- Sun 21st Feb 2021 Milton Jones Richmond Theatre (Richmond upon Thames) Buy Tickets
- Tue 23rd Feb 2021 Milton Jones Cliffs Pavilion (Southend) Buy Tickets
- Wed 24th Feb 2021 Milton Jones Exeter Corn Exchange (St George's Hall) (Exeter) Buy Tickets
- Thu 25th Feb 2021 Milton Jones Shanklin Theatre (Isle of Wight) Buy Tickets
- Fri 26th Feb 2021 Milton Jones The Hawth (Crawley) Buy Tickets
- Sat 27th Feb 2021 Milton Jones Middleton Arena (Middleton) Buy Tickets
- Sun 28th Feb 2021 Milton Jones Richmond Theatre (Richmond upon Thames) Buy Tickets
- Mon 1st Mar 2021 Milton Jones New Alexandra Theatre (Birmingham) Buy Tickets
- Wed 3rd Mar 2021 Milton Jones The Royal and Derngate Theatre (Northampton) Buy Tickets
- Thu 4th Mar 2021 Milton Jones Baths Hall (Scunthorpe) Buy Tickets
- Fri 5th Mar 2021 Milton Jones Tyne Theatre and Opera House (Newcastle-upon-Tyne) Buy Tickets
- Sat 6th Mar 2021 Milton Jones The Meres Leisure Centre (Grantham) Buy Tickets
- Sun 7th Mar 2021 Milton Jones Auditorium (Grimsby) Buy Tickets
- Wed 10th Mar 2021 Milton Jones The Corn Exchange (King's Lynn) Buy Tickets
- Thu 11th Mar 2021 Milton Jones Cresset Theatre (Peterborough) Buy Tickets
- Fri 12th Mar 2021 Milton Jones Hull City Hall (Hull) Buy Tickets
- Sat 13th Mar 2021 Milton Jones Lyceum Theatre (Crewe) Buy Tickets
- Sun 14th Mar 2021 Milton Jones Aylesbury Waterside Theatre (Aylesbury) Buy Tickets
- Wed 24th Mar 2021 Milton Jones The Place @ Oakengates (Telford) Buy Tickets
- Thu 25th Mar 2021 Milton Jones Beck Theatre (Hayes) Buy Tickets
- Fri 26th Mar 2021 Milton Jones G-Live (Guildford) Buy Tickets
- Sat 27th Mar 2021 Milton Jones Guildhall (Portsmouth) Buy Tickets
- Wed 31st Mar 2021 Milton Jones Grove Theatre (Dunstable) Buy Tickets
- Wed 7th Apr 2021 Milton Jones Middlesbrough Town Hall/ The Crypt (Middlesbrough) Buy Tickets
- Thu 8th Apr 2021 Milton Jones : Milton: Impossible King George's Hall (Blackburn) Buy Tickets
- Wed 14th Apr 2021 Milton Jones City Hall (Salisbury) Buy Tickets
- Thu 15th Apr 2021 Milton Jones Wellsprings Leisure Centre (Taunton) Buy Tickets
- Fri 16th Apr 2021 Milton Jones Princess Theatre (Torquay) Buy Tickets