If Frankie Boyle punches just half of the people he's saying he'd be happy to during his gargantuan 2010 UK tour, he will have sore knuckles, or worse still a broken wrist. In fact, it may well be prudent to get some advice from David Haye - we hear he's quite good at that sort of thing.
Newly extended, Frankie's 'I Would Happily Punch Every One of You in the Face' 2010 UK tour now includes almost ninety UK dates, which must surely be a record?
With a number of the original dates - and their supplementary dates now sold-out, the new wave of dates are as follows: The Hexagon in Reading (28th Apr), Hammersmith Apollo (3rd Jun), New Theatre in Oxford (5th Oct), Ipswich's Regent Theatre (9th Oct), Brighton Dome (11th & 12th Oct), Manchester Apollo (25th Oct), King George's Hall in Blackburn (22th Nov) and Glasgow's Clyde Auditorium - Glasgow (26th & 27th Nov)
Tickets are on sale now starting from £20 - gum-shield not included.