"Lead by MISS DUSTY 'O' as the batty yet glamours S'HoHo sex club owner 'SOFONDA COX', familiar favourites 'FAIRY BELL-END', 'ALICE FITZNICELY' and the delinquent, delicious diva 'QUEEN RUNT' reunite and run riot through the heart of the WEST END in yet another camp and carnal romp.

Will our dearest friends make it upstairs in time? Can the 'Leaky Vessel' sail up the 'Streaky Crack'? What 'Carry On' chaos do our beloved friends have in store? ...Who can say! One thing is for certain, the whole gang is gagging to go the extra inch with a scintillating, riotously rude and hilarious evening, for the greatest filthy and debauched Christmas you'll ever have!

WARNING: Dick! is not for the faint hearted or easily offended - however there is enough to go around and remember ... you'll never miss a trick once you've gone DICK!"